A group of countries standing on a street corner, England and spain are smoking weed.

The Narrator: A major factor in America deciding to become an empire was the fact that so many other nations had, and were expanding, you could almost say America folded under peer pressure.

England: Come on Sammy, take a hit of this Imperialism, it’s great

Unc. Sam: I dunno guys

Spain: You wanna be cool, don’t you?

Unc. Sam: Yeah, but I heard it’s bad for you.

Germany {runs in like a little kid} : Hey guys! Can I have a hit of that?

Russia: Get lost lttle kid, you’re not old enough for this stuff
Germany: You’re stupid and mean, I’m gonna beat you up {punches Russia}

England: Like hell you are, you’re goin’ down

{fighting}

{Germany kicks the crap out of France, and England with a bloody nose comes over to Unc Sam}

England: Hey man, you wanna give us a hand, we’re almost through here.

Unc Sam: No prob

Narrator: And that’s how WWI happened





Me: Well... really, it was all Austro-Hungary's fault, but everyone blames germany anyway.